Anyone want to start a fight club with me?

I've been dreaming about it for a while, and want to make it happen. I know yourwhiteidol is down. We'll use UFC sparring gloves, or like 16oz boxing gloves, which will mash you but not destroy you, and we'll wear mouth guards so we don't lose any teeth. We'll hit parking lots, unless someone has a basement we can fight in.
There will be a few ground rules like no groin shots, no throat shots, no elbows/knees/kicks to the head, and no beefing.

Jeff and I are down... we can use our garage.. seriously.

AWESOME

Some more things i forgot: no eye-gouging/mouth stuffing/nosepicking. No hair pulling. No headbutting. No spinal cord attacks.

I'm thinking like three 1.5-minute rounds to start off (until we get good), sounds short but you can get lots of fighting done in 4.5 minutes. and if anyone wants to tap or call it quits then thats fine.

There are no winners or losers.

Is there ground game? cause if not it sounds pretty much like boxing, being that theres no elbows, knees and kicks..

I said no elbows knees and kicks to the HEAD. anywhere else is fine. groud is in.
I'd also be down for strictly boxing if we cant find people down to get kneed in the chest and shit.

someone teach me how to fight

xBATTLESHIPx wrote:

someone teach me how to fight

you'd learn really fast at figh club!
I take muay thai/ kickboxing, I'm not an expert or anything but I could show you basics of striking and blocking. Or you could join my gym so I have a gym buddy... o i hate getting picked last when we choose partners.

xBATTLESHIPx wrote:

someone teach me how to fight

i just flail my limbs wildly while barking like a dog and making screeching noises. it seems to work.

anyway, this would be sweet.

dannyabboud wrote:

xBATTLESHIPx wrote:

someone teach me how to fight

you'd learn really fast at figh club!
I take muay thai/ kickboxing, I'm not an expert or anything but I could show you basics of striking and blocking. Or you could join my gym so I have a gym buddy... o i hate getting picked last when we choose partners.

i know only like a little bit about some techniques with striking and blocking, and some floor submission stuff, but that would rule
i've never been in a fight other than pretty much drunk wrestling or w/e so i've had no real experience
and yeah i definitely need to join a gym though. i'm so scrawny and unhealthy.

xBATTLESHIPx wrote:

dannyabboud wrote:

xBATTLESHIPx wrote:

someone teach me how to fight

you'd learn really fast at figh club!
I take muay thai/ kickboxing, I'm not an expert or anything but I could show you basics of striking and blocking. Or you could join my gym so I have a gym buddy... o i hate getting picked last when we choose partners.

i know only like a little bit about some techniques with striking and blocking, and some floor submission stuff, but that would rule
i've never been in a fight other than pretty much drunk wrestling or w/e so i've had no real experience
and yeah i definitely need to join a gym though. i'm so scrawny and unhealthy.

You look healthy in your pic.... well at least well fed.

my poop always looks like that, it stings to fart and it makes my asshole numb when i pass

I back this idea, seriously.

Riddle wrote:

I back this idea, seriously.

winnipeg*~

kicks to the head are needed

when are we doing this? my nose is busted and i fight on the 15th. sparred a ufc fighter today, sparring 2 national team guys tomorrow. weeoeooeoeoeo