for sale: Second Generation Tamagotchi

I have raised this virtual pet with great care. She has always been fed in a timely fashion, never had to wait for me to clean up it's tamagotchi waste.

Free of charge. This is an adoption.
With my hectic schedule I have been having a hard time caring for my virtual pets. My farmville is getting out of hand, and even my furby is acting up. I need someone who can care for tama at all hours of the night, she is very needy and requires light snacks several times during the night.
She is in her teen years, and with the tender care that I have been giving her she may possibly be able to morph into the 'secret adult' character when the time comes.... But not without your help.
I fear that if Tama remains under my care, she will get deathly sick from the virtual feces that will surround her... and I'll have to poke the reset button with the blunt end of a sewing needle.

Serious applicants only, preferably married couples with post secondary educations. Please submit resume.

I will take this Tamagotchi in.
Though I am I would be a single parent, I work full time at a car wash for Brasso Nissan.

Will do my best to give only the best for Tama.
I can only imagine what it's like raising a Furby and Tamagotchi, and trying to keep up with your Farmville.
Danny, I will be the best damn father.

Allow me to take Tama into my custody.

vango wrote:

I will take this Tamagotchi in.
Though I am I would be a single parent, I work full time at a car wash for Brasso Nissan.

Will do my best to give only the best for Tama.
I can only imagine what it's like raising a Furby and Tamagotchi, and trying to keep up with your Farmville.
Danny, I will be the best damn father.

Allow me to take Tama into my custody.

but who will do the breast feeding. tama needs a tender mother's touch.

Danny,

I would like to adopt your tamagotchi, I will care for it as my own. I appreciate the care you have given for it, and wish to continue fathering it.

sincerely, Luis

dannyabboud wrote:

vango wrote:

I will take this Tamagotchi in.
Though I am I would be a single parent, I work full time at a car wash for Brasso Nissan.

Will do my best to give only the best for Tama.
I can only imagine what it's like raising a Furby and Tamagotchi, and trying to keep up with your Farmville.
Danny, I will be the best damn father.

Allow me to take Tama into my custody.

but who will do the breast feeding. tama needs a tender mother's touch.

a teen does not need to be sucking on a breast